Bag Manners

DING DONG, DIPSHIT.

Leave a flaming bag on an elder millennial's porch. Ring the bell. Hide in the bushes. Film whatever he does next.

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Free. No install. No account. Desktop or phone.

A Butterbutt Games production

How it works

Four steps. One porch.

A night takes about a minute. The clip lasts forever.

  1. A paper bag on Tyler's doormat under the porch lights

    1.Drop the bag

    Click the mat. Payload deployed.

  2. The lighter meter: flick it in the green zone

    2.Light it

    Time the flick. A blaze and a smolder get very different reactions.

  3. Filming Tyler through the phone from the bushes

    3.Ring. Hide. Film.

    Phone down when he looks your way. Get spotted and it's a chase.

  4. Results screen: reaction unlocked, views and likes

    4.Post the clip

    Rack up views, then save it as a real video, wide or vertical.

Planet Cul-de-Sac: a millennial in a lawn chair outside a store at dawn, kids behind him

Planet Cul-de-Sac

"The elder millennial. He has been waiting here since 4 a.m. Not for his children. He has no children. He has cards."
Episode 1, narrated by a British man who has seen things

Tyler is 38. He has a Roth IRA, a pickleball habit and a Live Laugh Love sign by the door. He's home tonight. You brought something.

The ReactionDex

25 reactions. 1 legendary.

Every night is a different reaction, and every reaction comes in variants. Catch them on camera, fill the Dex.

  • Tyler on a work call, standing in it
    Rare

    Circle Back

    He had a hard stop. He did not stop.

  • Tyler smashing the bag with a pickleball paddle
    Uncommon

    Pickleball Smash

    Out of the kitchen. Into his face.

  • Tyler yelling at his smart speaker
    Common

    Hey Alexa

    Smart home. Dumb night.

  • Tyler with a leaf blower, debris everywhere
    Uncommon

    Leaf Blower

    Wrong setting.

  • Tyler hosing himself in the face
    Common

    Garden Hose

    He checked the nozzle. With his face.

  • Tyler swinging a cast iron pan
    Uncommon

    Cast Iron

    Put the fire out. Took the seasoning with it.

  • Tyler holding his sourdough starter
    Rare

    Sourdough Sacrifice

    Clint Yeastwood gave his life.

  • Fire trucks and police outside the burning porch
    Legendary

    Let It Burn

    Nobody put it out. The whole block did.

18 more to find

Trailer

Every cul-de-sac has one.

FAQ

Questions from the HOA

Is it free?

Yes. No ads, no account, no install. It runs in your browser.

Does it work on my phone?

Yes. Turn it sideways, tap to play. Desktop plays with mouse or keyboard.

Can I post my clips?

That's the point. Every night can be saved as a real video file, 16:9 or vertical with live chat, straight from the game.

How long is it?

A night takes about a minute. Finding all 25 reactions and the legendary ending takes a lot longer.

Was this made with AI?

Loudly, yes. The art, animation, voices and music came out of generative AI tools. It's an AI slop cannon, aimed by hand: every gag was directed, re-shot, cut and timed until it landed.

Is Tyler real?

No. Tyler, the Kid and the cul-de-sac are fictional. It's a parody. Do not set things on fire. Do not leave things on porches.

His porch is empty. Fix that.

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